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Pongo

Slang for a lazy good for nothing person who doesnt benefit in any positive way.

When you think of a Pongo, you would think of something that displeases all senses in any way.
Hey Helen, want to look at the python in my pocket?

Fuck off, Pongo, shes obviously in a state of shock that you are more of a threat to the environment than nuclear bombs.
by Dafralanatah November 30, 2009
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Pogosexual

Someone that is really into the different style of having sex.
Or someone who had a terrible accident and really starts to like the fact that there is a stick up his/her behind.
Example of Pogosexual people.
Peanut: "Do you know what this means? That one comes out! I always thought it was just, stuck up his ass! But he doesn't have an ass! He's just a Jalapeño."
Jose: "On a stick."
Peanut: "I KNOW! How did he get on the stick?"
Jeff: "I don't know."
Peanut: "Probably in some freak pogo accident, you know boing-boing, criiiiick!"
Jose: "Olé!"
by foxnov May 7, 2008
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Pongolo

I haven't hit the pongolo for three days. Since I got blootered at Ali's party.
by jimxxjim January 25, 2009
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pongs

The especially lardy section of subcutaneous fat on the legs under the buttocks. Found mostly on overweight housewives who injest abnormal amounts of hamburger helper. Ususally ridden with cellulite, shown off best by spandex pants.
(little girl): mommy, check out the pongs on that lady!
by Renilicious Rex July 12, 2006
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PONGAS

An error that occurs while you're working in the popular 3D application: XSI. XSI is inherently inferior to Maya, it is common that many 'pongi' may appear.
"Por favor, NO PONGAS productos femeninos en la tasa del bano. Ponlos en la basura cubierta. Muchas Gracias."

OR

Shit. The frickin' rig's mBody_GEO is missing. Send a PONGAS to rigging.
by J-Tron June 24, 2005
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Pongist

One who discriminates against pong or those who play pong. Much like a nazi is to jews minus the burning and killing except in the most severe of cases.
Dan Knox

A pong player was beaten to death with his controller in a pongist attack.
by Moose Evans December 21, 2003
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Pongo

to take a finger up your butthole by intense force and penetration
“fuck, my girl just pongo’d me!!! right in the ass!!”
by pongo18 September 4, 2018
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