Pontooning

When a female takes Viagra causing a reaction of Clitoral/Labial swelling; resembling a Pontoon Boat.

Jennifer: My girlfriend and I tried pontooning last night!
Debra: Oh my goodness you gotta boat?!
Jennifer: Noo no no, we both took Viagra and watched our shit swell up, it was like two huge fat pontoon boats!

by MascGlittersaurus June 10, 2017

pontoontang

A pontoon boat or "party barge" that that is busting with poontang.

When aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.

by Captain Matt July 13, 2004

poogoo

The slick residue in your butt crack when you haven't wiped well enough after a thorough dump.

I was in a rush when I took a dump at the amusement park and now I'm walking around with some of poogoo in my crack.

by midnightsalad December 11, 2011

pontooned

Equivalent to pwned, owned, j00d, laviowned, etc.

"Oh, you got pontooned."

by Cameron November 8, 2005

Pongmo

A noob Warcraft player.

Stfu Pongmo, you n00b.

by TFY September 18, 2004

pontoon eyes

A person with cod eyes. One eye sticking, one eye twisting.

That David Blunkett (MP) hasn't half got pontoon eyes.

by Bobby Wetfeather July 31, 2004

pongoat

A rare species of goat with a high-powered sniper inserted into its its right hoof.

I sniped the Pongoats head right off , and searched for it.

by Pongoat October 10, 2015