Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.

"Dude you got poned!"

by Bryan October 13, 2004

poned

Getting any part of a girl shoved in your face accidentally.

Corey: Dude, she just poned you!
Aaron: Dude, I have a poner!

by joey j September 20, 2005

Poned

To verbally "burn" or "roast" someone beyond belief.

Kasey: Wow Mom have you gained weight?
Sarah: WOAHH!! SHE STRAIGHT PONED YA!!!
Mom: :0

by kscfl April 30, 2020

Poned

getting your ass whoped by anyone who is better than you, causing disgrace and/or shame. Basically sucking.

Leo- "dude you got SEROUSLY PONED by that old lady"

by Dr. Pepper March 9, 2004

Poned

Formed as a combination of other diss words such as punk'd, burned, owned, or schooled.

Joe: Nick, you just got so poned by Kevin at that game!

by ShannonK January 9, 2008

pone

The idiot's way to spell pwn.

Pwn orignated from World Of Warcraft, where someone misspelled the word owned, and turned into pwned. Therefore, poned, or pone, makes no sense.

Guy 1:Haha that stupid kid got poned!!
Guy 2:You moron, it's not pone, it's pwn! Pwned, he got pwned!

by Fishhh. May 20, 2009

poned

Short for punk'd, owned, dissed, rejected, ejected

Miley and Aly & A.J. got PONED!

by Xx!NILEYNOMORE!xX August 8, 2007