pompetus

Noun.

1. A duality of inference suggested by the perception of third party observers of a relationship as it abuts the perspective of those directly involved. E.g. its usage in the Steve Miller Band song entitled "The Joker"

2. A thick milky or yellowed discharge from the penis during coitus in those with severe gonorrhea. May dry and crust in the pubis post coitus, see cock nugget

1. Phill: "Mark, I feel that your relationship with Stacy is unhealthy. I strongly urge you to treat her better.

Mark: "Yall don't know me!!"


2. "Hey honey, did you cum yet, or is that just a little bit of pompetus?"

by Josh Hart February 8, 2009

poopie pooperton

Nickname for a meth pipe

go grap poopie pooperton so we can smoke

by Phucker January 17, 2007

Pompers te kort

When someone says or acts like he or she knows everything and can do everything while this is clearly not the case. Usually the action fails or their statement is wrong.

Bro you have some serious pompers te kort.

by Usopp the Pirate January 27, 2021

Poopertunity

1. N. An opportunity presented, but not really a particularly good one; Better than nothing, but barely.

2. N. A portmanteau of Poop and opportunity.

From the Peruvian/Belgian: Poop.

After my grandmother died, I had the poopertunity to use that funeral parlor Groupon I bought.

by LEEEO June 7, 2011

pimpertine

A guy with who scores girls via the internet despite the fact that he is married.

He just pulled a pimpertine. or I just caught him on Match.com pulling a Pimpertine.

by Patrick Benson October 9, 2006

poopertunity

When a opportunity to get pooped on occurs.

Dan was happy because during the gay pride festival he came upon a poopertunity.

by North Beach J June 30, 2010

Poopertion

V. To have anal sex with a woman from behind so that one can pretend that the penetratee is actually a man.

Poopert- N. The penitrator in the case of poopersion.

Dog, Anna got drunk and told everyone that she was persuaded and commited poopertion last saturday.

Man, thats wierd that poopert left through the back door.
-Yea... Classic poopertion.

by PatsyShen6969 July 22, 2007