Pompadouche

American millennial male no older than 27 that waxes about only drinking scotch; prefers to be an annoyingly random fan of an English premier league despite no cultural or geographic ties to England.. To the point of making certain to ask about the NFL or baseball so as to remark they don't follow football or baseball but instead are rabid Swansea or Crystal Palace fans; who also wear shirts that are too small and never use the phrase "I think" but instead use "I feel" so everything they speak about can be held by them to be as they say it is because it is not a declaration of fact but a passive aggressive display of their personal reality.

me: what a game last night

Jason: yeah? I was watching a little, NFL right? It's NFL?

Me: yeah..
Jason: I don't follow football. Well. American football.

Me: yah?
Jason: I watch EPL.

Me: Emerson. Palmer. Lake? It's ELP
Jason: no! Haw haw. Premy-are League.

Me: soccer? Why?
Jason: always preferred soccer on tv. Americans mostly don't get soccer.

Me: you're from Binghamton NY.

Jason: yeah. We were at the batch whisky bar that opened and I noted the Jets of NY don't seem to like the Patriots.

Me: dude. You're a pompadouche

by paul z ated July 4, 2016

Pomadable

A hairstyle that is easily designed with pomade essentials.

He was unsatisfied with his hairstyle because he needed something more "pomadable" to do his hair properly. "It's debatable if it's not "pomadable"

by Culture Creative November 9, 2017

poradox

when your friend finally gets a math problem right

yo marcel finally got his first poradox

by SushiiXIV March 7, 2019

Potado

Something that is meant to happen

See him opening the door for his lady , now that's what your potado

by Stacy james. . October 3, 2020

popadomic

popadomic has no meaning really, though it is a positive descrription word

Rose says 'OMG Maddy, you are like sooooo POPADOMIC' *in an american accent'

by Rosy-ox March 12, 2008

pomato

A combination of a potato, and a tomato.

"Look at these fresh pomatoes I just grew in my garden"

by Pomato September 17, 2006

switchblade pompadour

a hairstyle with a pompadour in the front as usual, with hair buzzed short on the sides of head.
mostly worn by men of the rockabilly or psychobilly subculture.

"my switchbalde pompadour is stylin."

"all the greasers wish they had my switchblade pompadour."

by SkylerCadaver October 12, 2007