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Skeezer pollinator

A dirty middle aged man who wants to impregnate as many women as he can.
Girlfriend!! You better stay away from that skeezer pollinator. He's all mine!!!!
by MD girl 5 November 25, 2013
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Pollanated

a person who has adopted the simple, anti-corporate food philosophy of Michael Pollan, author of "In Defense of Food" and "The Omnivore's Dilemma.". See also Pollanate: to zealously spread Pollan's ideas to one's friends.
Sarah is the most Pollanated person I know. She makes her own bread from organic ingredients and visits her local farm for her veggies and meats.
by benjasdad-2000 June 14, 2009
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cross ass to mouth pollination

Perfroming anal sex with one female then receiving oral sex from another female right after without washing off.
Man last night i took those 2 girls from the bar home and did some cross ass to mouth pollination.
by aj2893 December 23, 2006
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Self Pollination

Self pollination occurs when a male distributes poop into a cup, then turns on a fan and, while facing the fan, empties the cup's contents onto the fan, spraying chopped poop all over the man.
Ricky was feeling very bored at his house, so he decided to try self pollination to satisfy his curiosity. He was very surprised with the results, so he decided to recommend this maneuver to his friend, Cody.
by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011
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Polented

A mean person that likes to bully or trash talk people on games. Polented is also referred to a legend in the greek mythology that was known as the "dog slayer", because he used to carry and manipulate cerberus, the 3 headed dog that guards the gates of hell.
That guy has to be Polented, he's being mean to me
by Somebodyknown May 15, 2020
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Cross-pollination

To expell flatulence directly onto the skin or clothing of another person.
He lifted the small redneck behind his back and soiled his uniform using the cross-pollination technique.
by spankmasterflash 5000 September 25, 2010
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poleates

The systematic movements and exercises that a stripper uses when performing with a pole.
Cindy the stripper's best act is when she does her poleates routine.
by Rocco OBrien July 29, 2007
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