pollen tsunami

Commonly confused with a pollen tropic storm. This refers to the amount of pollen needed to cover your deck or car.

"Damn, even though our deck is such a disgusting baby puke green color it's even more gross with this pollen tsunami on it..."

by etip May 15, 2015

Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~

by Steve Tuesday June 19, 2016

Sea Pollen

A special type of pollen that comes from the sea.

Wow there is a lot of sea Pollen around today.

by Princessmh June 27, 2023

Sex pollen

A trope used in fanfiction where characters will inhale something or whatever and then it'll make them really horny or it'll have consequences if they don't have sex. Usually it follows the fuck or die trope

Person 1: I love the Sex pollen trope, especially when used in conjunction with the fuck or die trope 🤓☝️
Person 2: tf is that

by darkbluedelight May 2, 2025

Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010

Pollen Jockie

A "vanilla" looking person who secretly likes their "flowers" nectar be eaten then "pollenated" by one or multiple guys.

She's/He's seems innocent but in the bed room she's/He's a huge dominate Pollen Jockie.

by IamU.B October 4, 2025

Graham's maw's pollen

Pure bangimg ganja of mythical proportions that has never been smoked due to how much of a pot head bastard graham is cuz the cunt puffed it all

Have you had Graham's maw's pollen

by Fuck kettle May 17, 2019