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periodic pump-handle pacification

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".
I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.
by QuacksO December 7, 2019
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pinkification

The act of re-decorating a colleague's office entirely in pink.
"Guys! Jerry's office is totally pinkified! Hooray for pinkification!"
by frostiblack October 4, 2008
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wokification

The process of becoming woke or cognizant about an issue in life, or understanding the universe/life/existence/worldviews in general. Generally, these people tend to be red pilled and seek to pursue multiple perspectives or schools of thought on an issue before making their own conclusions rather than believing what they were told naively, "just because". These people tend to see "the big picture", or "outside the box", rather than thinking primarily about concrete or anti-abstract concepts or events.
Chris: Hey Mark, you have been maturing alot lately in how you view the world.

Mark: I know, Chris. College has awakening a wokification process in my life. I now see the world more broadly than I did as a 10 year old. I am now woke or red pilled.
by qbox350 March 16, 2020
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Ponification

Ponification™ (noun)

Definition:
The intentional transformation of one’s identity, expression, or lifestyle into that of a pony—through fashion, performance, ritual, or symbolic embodiment. Coined by Kayla Lynn Squox in 2025, Ponification™ represents a unique fusion of art, self-actualization, and equine-inspired design. Often expressed through gear, movement, and personal storytelling, it is a form of becoming rather than pretending.

Origin:
Created and soft-trademarked by CoffeeThePonygirl™, a performance artist and transformation visionary. First used commercially via Etsy and DeviantArt in 2025.
Example:

> “Her full ponification was completed the moment she locked her hooves on and walked proudly into the ring.”
“Ponification isn’t cosplay—it’s a sacred act of identity.”

Note:
Ponification™ is part of an evolving brand, legacy, and lifestyle system. Unauthorized commercial use is discouraged.
by Coffeetheponygirl July 14, 2025
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Ponification

Ponification™ (noun)

Definition:
The intentional transformation of one’s identity, expression, or lifestyle into that of a pony—through fashion, performance, ritual, or symbolic embodiment. Coined by Coffeetheponygirl™
in 2025, Ponification™ represents a unique fusion of art, self-actualization, and equine-inspired design. Often expressed through gear, movement, and personal storytelling, it is a form of becoming rather than pretending.

Origin:
Created and soft-trademarked by CoffeeThePonygirl™, a performance artist and transformation visionary. First used commercially via Etsy and DeviantArt in 2025.
Example:

> “Her full ponification was completed the moment she locked her hooves on and walked proudly into the ring.”
“Ponification isn’t cosplay—it’s a sacred act of identity.”

Note:
Ponification™ is part of an evolving brand, legacy, and lifestyle system. Unauthorized commercial use is discouraged.
by Coffeetheponygirl July 14, 2025
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pwnification

1. Extreme Pwnage
2. Excessive syllables added onto 'pwn'

Pronounced: Poen-if-ih-CAY-shin
1. Wow! Bob just gave Jim some extreme pwnification!
2.Pwn-I-FI-CA-TION
by pivotdude123 August 4, 2009
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ponzification

The process by which all the wealth of the United States is funneled into the hands of a few corporate overlords and democracy is extinguished.
The end result of the ponzification of America, will be that we live in crumbling cities of rubble, drinking lead tainted water and calling the CEO of Exxon "my lord".
by Ponzi January 28, 2018
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