A way to recognize someones hightened enlightenment, superiority or overly progressive views by handing out invisible imaginary currency. Mostly distributed in the comments section of a racially charged article on Facebook.
Did you see Doug's comments explaining how mathematics perpetuates white privilege and should be considered racist altogether. Wow, he is sooo Woke, I award him 25 woke points.
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"I'll get next weekend off, but I'll have to work on the PHB."
"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."
"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."
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In the dope game, this refers to a dealer getting a percentage of the net profits, as opposed to getting a flat salary.
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Get the philly points mug.The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.
Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.
Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.
Example one:
Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!
Guy2: So fucking what?
Guy1: LOL you must like have 3
Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit
Guy1: LOL stfu n00b
Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?
Example two:
Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111
Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.
Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!
Guy2: So fucking what?
Guy1: LOL you must like have 3
Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit
Guy1: LOL stfu n00b
Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?
Example two:
Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111
Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.
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"You get mad chill points for that one, bro."
"You get mad chill points for that one, bro."
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