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pocky

delcious japanese snack that cost 99 cent at an chau or some other oriental stores but is outrageously overpriced at american stores.
Person: How much is the pocky?
An Chau Cashier: nine nine cent

Person: How much is the pocky?
American Store Cashier: two dollars. If you buy 2 packs its 5.
by v i e t n a m e s e December 28, 2005
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pocky

1. An overpriced Japanese snack, consumed mostly by Anime Lovers.
2. An addictive form of Japanese "crack" (or what they call "chocolate") on a biscuit/pretzel stick.
1. Man I only spent $200 on this box of pocky!! THIS IS FRIGGIN AWESOME!
2. Dude, you got the "pocky"?
by akumu July 20, 2008
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pocky

You paid 5$ for that pocky i get it for under 100 Yen.
by PepperED December 11, 2006
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pocky

Pocky sticks are Japanese breadsticks covered in a tasty almost-chocolate coating. Popular with Wapanese in the west, as well as anime Otaku and guys out to impress Japanese girls. (It doesn't work, incidentally)

There are all kinds of pocky variants including savoury versions and the amusingly named White Lolita - giant Pocky with white chocolate.
Did you see the way that fat fuck anime nerd downed that pocky stick?
by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004
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pocky

Chocolate-covered sex on a stick. Mmmm...
Oh baby, that pocky is sweeeeeeeeeet...
by bananaboy April 25, 2006
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pocky

A cookie stick topped with different flavors (such as strawberry, chocolate, or vanillia). May or may not be better than a Nestle snack, but that doesn't matter, since anyone in their right minds should be boycotting Nestle anyway.

Pocky: A fun snack, and is only the primary source of food for anime fans at conventions, because that's the only thing the vendors sell besides Ramune.
Jasmine, Mandii, and Maurice did the wiggle for some free pocky at A-kon.
by Mimi December 3, 2003
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pocky

Overrated Japanese candy for tiny Japanese appetites. These people should just get a big bar of hershey milk chocolate for a dollar, but no, because that's too easily commonly available and isn't SPECIAL and JAPANESE. The only reason they like Pocky is because it's Japanese, and they trick themselves into thinking it somehow tastes better or is superior to Hershey, even though it's not.

Most of the people who eat this stuff are fat wannabe-Japanese people (see wapanese, which applies to other races than caucasians), and the pocky does not satisfy their big American appetites, so they buy like, 5 packs of it, for 10 dollars, which is the ultimate frivolous waste of money.
Wapanese Otaku: "Oshi desu!! Pocky, how kawaii!" *throws $5 at man for 2-pack*

Other guy: *Looks on with 89 cent 2-pack of Pepero* "Idiot."

Normal person: *Looks on with a 50 cent 1.55 oz hershey bar* "You people are fucking losers."
by Arch0wl December 16, 2006
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