Poast
A post someone makes on social media to deliberately boast about something which has happened to them.
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Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion
Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009
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poasting
A combination of the words "post," "boast," and "poaching." It is a reflexive action of participating in social media culture of displaying ones personal life out of temptation to compete with their peers, while inadvertently volunteering personal information about the self and ones relatives.
person1: Did you see person2's vacation photos?
person3: Man, person2's personal account of their own life is amazing!
person1: they poasted all their kids bullshit while vacating up in dat 'Cun (Cancun)
person3: Back in the day, we had to get a parent signature on a piece of paper and bring it back to class have our photo taken for the public. That poasting has to stop!
person3: Man, person2's personal account of their own life is amazing!
person1: they poasted all their kids bullshit while vacating up in dat 'Cun (Cancun)
person3: Back in the day, we had to get a parent signature on a piece of paper and bring it back to class have our photo taken for the public. That poasting has to stop!
Posestor
A racially challenged individual. One who conveys controversial and often conflicting aspects of ethnic characteristics.
The following are all examples of posestors:
Blacks that are not on welfare and have never raped a white woman.
Mexicans that do not carry switchblades and can speak english.
Arabs that do not want to blow up anything not associated with Islam.
Indians that smell good and have never been to the school library.
Asians that have never studied for a test, are excellent drivers, and have no idea how to fix a computer.
Jews that do not hoard their stolen money and have large genitalia.
Blacks that are not on welfare and have never raped a white woman.
Mexicans that do not carry switchblades and can speak english.
Arabs that do not want to blow up anything not associated with Islam.
Indians that smell good and have never been to the school library.
Asians that have never studied for a test, are excellent drivers, and have no idea how to fix a computer.
Jews that do not hoard their stolen money and have large genitalia.
Posestor by Watson Z. Erhlenmeyer September 21, 2004