Mr Plapp

The action of mountain goat droppings decaying and rotting over time.

"eww what the fuck is that"
"Well that is just some nice fine Mr Plapp happinin' there"
"fine just fine"
"fine just fine"
"fine"

by Sophie123456789 March 8, 2010

plumpfuck

To fuck a plumper. What a hogger or fat bagger does with a fat chick. To bed a lardass.

Greg did the old plumpfuck with an enormous sophomore last weekend. She had an immense ass.

by PMax March 15, 2008

plopper

A poop, turd that falls and makes a distinct "plop" sound as it hits the water.

"Dang, water splashed on me after I dropped that plopper."

by Fairmont68 February 17, 2013

pleasingly plump

A term commonly used by desperate fat women looking to get laid. These plus size women like to run personal ads describing themselves as "pleasingly plump." Sure you're pleasingly plump if sitting by the Sun is comfortably cozy.

Bloody Yin-Yang: These overweight hoebags need to stop calling themselves pleasingly plump! Cute fat chicks do exist but they do NOT freaking weigh 400 lbs!

Bob Sherlock: Dude, maybe you should start looking at some skinny bitches instead. They make for good fun.

by Acid Trip2580 November 22, 2013

Ploppa

To penetrate someones asshole with a high speed, then pull it out as fast as you can to make the sound "plopp"

Ska jag ploppa dig?
Får jag ploppa dig?

by Goagubbbar February 1, 2015

Sloppy Ploppies

Used actually in the plural context, sloppy ploppies are a bad case of diarrhea in which should not even be wished upon the worst of people. Sloppy ploppies not only is diarrhea which is brutal to have to begin with but on top of that you feel like a rainstorm of shit is coming down out of your asshole which is actually being called down by imaginary natives rain-dancing around a fire set on the hairs your choda & around the rim of your asshole.

So not only do you get the worlds worst case of ringsting, which makes it hurt so bad to wipe, you get the terrible plops which make you wipe 100 times.

"Dude, my asshole burns so bad, I feel like shit.. I had the sloppy ploppies."

by nick ruff October 26, 2005

plopportunity

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.

Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public

by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014