pooperman

something that is better than superman and that can kick your ass

pooperman is the best super hero ever

by jake paul May 4, 2018

super pooper scooper

A legend.

Super pooper scoopers are just legend!

by apache_kill May 16, 2017

Tuna Fork a Pooper

Tuna Fork a Pooper is when you take a fork made out of tuna and stick it in your/someones rectum.

I was over Steve's last night so i made a fork made out of tuna and stuck it in his rectum. This is the known as the Tuna Fork a Pooper.

by The Tuna Forker November 1, 2013

Pooper dooper

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a total pooper dooper

by Ermagod August 15, 2018

pooperpoke

When you poke someone in their hinder hole when they least expect it. Works best when an individual is under a table. The ensuing reactive jump from the "pooperpoke" should cause the victim to jump and drive their head into the bottom of the table.

I caught Joe under the desk picking up a pencil and I pooperpoked him. He now has a concussion.

by Long Duck Donger Jr. VIII April 28, 2014

Crumple Plopper

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.

My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011

pooperbate

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.

Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."

by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010