Poosebumps

n: The horrible goosebumps you get when you have to take a bad shit and there is no place available to drop it. Often happens whilst sitting in a classroom, board meeting, the line for a roller coaster, or while being pulled over for driving too fast (because of said eminent load spatter).

You could tell Jim had to crap during his canoe trip, he had poosebumps all over his body.

by JonCrapper July 6, 2011

plooge

Feeling like you are about to splooge while getting head in your ass

Katie: 😝

Matt: keep going!!! I'm about to plooge all over your face!

Katie: I'm not doing this again until you shave

by Abbylovesmatt December 23, 2013

poosevere

getting through a tough, painful, or prolonged poop

I've been on the toilet bowl for fifteen minutes now, I must poosevere.

by Thursty Thurst July 2, 2015

Poosebo

Similar to it's cousin the placebo effect.

Needing an instant shit when taking lines.

I've got that instant poosebo effect and the props just came out.

by Acid tongue December 11, 2017

Ploosh

This word is a verb and a noun and "Plooshy" is the adjective form but the noun and the verb have slightly different meanings for no reason. The noun ploosh means a certain amount of soft stuff, such as the ploofy stuff in pillows, or those beany sand things you find inside those insanely soft "Moshi" pillows. The verb ploosh means to hit someone with a soft object, with the intention to severely harm. Though this makes no sense since if you wanted to hurt someone by hitting them with something you could just hit them with something hard, but the stupid people try to maim people with pillows and the like, this is called plooshing.

Noun - This pillow has so much ploosh in it.
Adjective - This pillow is so plooshy.
Verb - I'm gonna ploosh you with this pillow!!!
Adverb - And so the pillow was plooshily slammed into the unsuspecting mans face.

by Ethan12345 July 28, 2008

looser pooser

to be more than a loser

estuped esmeralda rivera you are such a looser pooser to be even reading this sentence.

by kwazy kewl keekers May 11, 2009

pooser

A loser who is a loser because she/he is a poser.

Stephanie: Yo, yo, I'm so cool!
Andrea: Dude, no, look at you, you're such a pooser! You can't rap for your life!

by xoandrizz May 24, 2009