When you poke someone in their hinder hole when they least expect it. Works best when an individual is under a table. The ensuing reactive jump from the "pooperpoke" should cause the victim to jump and drive their head into the bottom of the table.
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A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.
My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.
by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011
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Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
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Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
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by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010
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Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.
"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."
"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."
"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"
"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."
"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"
by JShopinkski March 8, 2010
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Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.
Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.
Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.
Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.
by newsvava February 21, 2009
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