Ploof

Pillow

I found out I was allergic to feathers, so I had to give up my feather ploof for a synthetic one.

by Eyetoldyaso April 18, 2022

ploof

referring to someone as the dumbest person he/she has ever met

Omg, you are such a ploof.
George B. is such a ploof.

by FlonShnobe April 20, 2011

ploof

the excess fat piled above the crotch region

" EW! look at plums ploof!" ( see plum )
" its almost as big as Mrs. Engle's!"

by YOUNG CHRIS GEEZY December 28, 2005

ploof

the anal version of a queef. not just a fart but air and jiz combining to make a ploof noise when a cock is pulled out of ones ass

darren got embarrassed when he ploof'd after john pulled his dick outta his ass

by sid pain December 9, 2008

ploof

ploof is jizz, jizz is ploof

when i busted in her mouth, a fuck load of ploof came out

by the whackenator September 23, 2004

ploof

when you fart and queef at the same time while receiving the shocka.

Lets go ploofing tonight girls.
I ploofed while hitting your kufi.

by new crew January 17, 2007

Ploof

A girl who has made out with more than 30 male and/or female people.

That girl is such a ploof. Ploofing Whore. Ploofed herself.

by Haterz March 31, 2007