snot pocketing

The act of pushing snot around from the outside of one's nostrils to reduce discomfort in the near term, affording the option to wait until a nose picking opportunity arises.

Hey, the guy in the next car is snot pocketing.

by Waldo Schwartz April 29, 2004

plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

reverse pick-pocketing

Reverse pick-pocketing is when you take something(anything you want) and put it into someones pocket without them knowing it. I created this and have mastered it.

One time I put some construction paper into someones shoe and they didnt know about it.

by Jeramie Matsui September 28, 2004

Plondering

thinking about someone memories making your stomach flip. Listing to music and day dreaming about what could be. Missing the times you spend together and the conversation you had.

Plondering today feel unloved.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 6, 2019

Hot Pocketing

Like smoking weed in a car (hot boxing), but when you enclose yourself in a blanket and bake the shit out of it: Hot Pocketing!

Joe: Brrrr, it's freezing out here!
Mike: I know, lets go Hot Pocketing up in this bitch.

by Charles McChuckles October 2, 2009

Planeting

The act of staving off hunger through conversation about diners.

After new years I found myself planeting before lunch.

by MIghty Cow January 3, 2009

Hot Pocketing

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.

When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.

by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016