the little dangle of poop that hangs from your butthole after taking a nice crap. The little piece of poop that is very difficult to remove after a great dump. The piece of poop that smears in your butt when trying to get it out.
When I wiped my butt to get rid of my ploity it smeared in my ass.
A ploity is so hard to get out of my butt that sometimes I have to do an extra hard push of poop to try and wiggle it out.
She could not get the ploity out so she borrowed the dog's tongue for him to remove it.
A ploity is so hard to get out of my butt that sometimes I have to do an extra hard push of poop to try and wiggle it out.
She could not get the ploity out so she borrowed the dog's tongue for him to remove it.
by Dr. Hanomerg January 3, 2011
Get the ploity mug.Another name for water or fluid in general. The superlube of life. Also used to replace of words in a positive context. can also be spelt poirts & ports.
OMG i have zero poits.
ewww, this is tainted poits.
of poits(course) i'm from portsmouth.
Silly wabbit, your poits is leaking everywhere
ewww, this is tainted poits.
of poits(course) i'm from portsmouth.
Silly wabbit, your poits is leaking everywhere
by Jon Snow April 18, 2007
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Ploits • ploish • ploids • Plaits Man • Plitschy • Ploiesti soccer • ploise • Ploish, polUish, polisH • ploiter • Ploitering
Get the plots mug.Plaid shorts. Usually worn as swim wear, the style is making a comeback for daily wear. Plorts are a close cousin of the jort, or blue jean shorts.
by Kat the Lake Rat June 14, 2008
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Author of $Plotshop$: "This Hunger Games plot is available! You must follow me, vote on 5 pages of my book '{insert book name}' and I comment on this page asking for it. I will only pick someone who is the best writer to take this plot. Please credit me in your book when I message you saying you can use the plot."
Interested Wattpad User: {comment section} "Can I please claim this plot? I have voted five times in your book and I am already following you."
Interested Wattpad User: {comment section} "Can I please claim this plot? I have voted five times in your book and I am already following you."
by Helpless Unicorn 💜 July 18, 2017
Get the plotshop mug.Ploieşti is home to the Oil & Gas University, Ploieşti Philharmonic Orchestra—one of the top-rated philharmonic orchestras in Romania and two prestigious football clubs in Liga 1, Astra and Petrolul, teams who made inside games and now the'r looosin'.
Coach: Give it all u got!
Player: Or else?
Coach: U'll play as at Ploiesti soccer!
Player: Ouch! Be sure i'll play betta'.
Player: Or else?
Coach: U'll play as at Ploiesti soccer!
Player: Ouch! Be sure i'll play betta'.
by robynet55 April 27, 2011
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