Pleanus

When a male or female requests a penis in a formal way

Businessman - “ sir you are looking creamalitios pleanus be my friend” *wink

by Erikgouge February 19, 2022

penus

1. A rank in the German Gestapo. Penus Oberschutze. The next rank in line is Penusin Oberschutze. Der, everyone knows that.

1. Oh no it's the fuhrer!!

by spleen October 27, 2004

Penussy

A gential area that has both male and female characteristics. The combination of a penis and a pussy.

Dude, sometimes when I take a leak I do it standing up, sometimes sitting down. Having a penussy is very confusing. Stop talking about my penussy.

by El Duce November 26, 2004

Penus

A mistranslation of penis. Usually the word to be used in public so as to not get in legal trouble for saying penis in public.

"PENIS!"
"Hey! you're not supposed to say that in public!"
"Then what do I say?"
"PENUS!"
"Yeah!! Let's go do it in the bathroom!"

by pipivagina September 6, 2009

penus

you misspelled "penis" you b(that plays minecraft)

you: hehe imma type penis in urban dictionary
*typing*
*enter*
you: shit i misspelled it

*penus*

by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020

Penussy

a term used by the fucking degenerates who simp for Peni Parker. The term is similar to "Clussy" which stands for "Clown pussy" or other stuff that ends with "ussy" another way it's used is when my fuckhead of a friend Austin kept threatening to ship me with Peni Parker. I literally screamed at him not to, and thank god he didn't. If you're reading this, fuck you for that, Austin

Austin: "You're drowning in that penussy!" Evan: "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN"

by RickandMortyfan649 August 1, 2023

Penus

Verb.

The abbreviated term for gay male intercourse (Penis+Anus= Penus), when the male genitalia penetrates into the anal sphincter, massaging the male prostate gland.

Also known as anal sex, buttsex, and fudgepacking.

Ricky and Brad engaged in penus all night long.

by Woahboyy November 3, 2007