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Penophile

A Penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. Not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on Scantron tests or during Math class, because they absolutely need a pencil.

A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
Penophile: Do you have a pen I can borrow?

Person: Is pencil okay?

Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?

Person: But it's a Ticon...

Penophile: Ugh...fine...
by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011
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padophile

Individual who is obsessed with pads on peoples feet.
That Joe, with his foot fetish, he always licks the bottom of my feet...the pads. He is a padophile.
by Frisco Stories October 9, 2008
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pornophile

A pedophile that makes/watches porn from the children that they molest.
Ewww! Get that pornophile away from my child!
by TheHarryPotterNinja May 2, 2010
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penophile

(n). Lover of male genitelia, specifically the penile shaft; loving the penis to the point of obsession
The ho at da club was such a penophile, even R Kelly wouldnt touch dat.
by jkatface May 14, 2014
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Platophile

A platophile is an individual who preys on vulnerable and often underage people using Plato (game app) as a proxy for their disturbing and sick motives. This usually happens on Discord.
Platophile: Heyy you got plato? Let’s play. If I win you send me a pic?
by G… July 19, 2023
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peadophileinaplayground

im sweating like a peadophileinaplayground
by kingsandqueens July 9, 2010
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phonophile

An individual that is obsessed with phones. Generally attracted by the cellular and furthermore the smart phone variety a phonophile will stop at nothing to find out more information, get a sneak peak of and finally get his hands on the latest and greatest phone or even finally getting to play with that elusive phone he spent 10 hrs online reading about 15 years ago.
I went into Spring Mobile today hoping to speak with one of the resident phonophiles and figure out how to get my pictures transfered to a new Iphone. Somehow I left with a Galaxy Note and now I can't even figure out how to make a phone call. I have been doodling all day on this thing but I think I better take it back for a phone for non-phonophiles.
by Royaltree April 19, 2016
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