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plattering

Plattering is quite possibly the best sport ever. This is the act of pooling in with at least 2 buddies (the more the merrier) to buy nearly sickening quanities of ice cream.
- For it to be considered plattering, you must have at least four ice cream flavors.
- Each person takes a plate, and serves theirself a generous scoop of each flavor
- Make sure you do it at some ones house that has enough room in the freezer
- Do not do this before a race or other strenuous activity
- Try as hard as you can to finish your plate. If you can't, its not the end of the world, but you certaintly won't look as professional as the rest, and you might earn a few sour looks because you wasted ice cream

A FEW SUGGESTED FLAVORS:
- Butter Pecan
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Moca Almond Fudge
- Strawberry
- Moose Tracks
- Some flavor of chocolate
- Orange Vanilla
- Any Ben and Jerry's (if your willing to pay)
- Peppermint Candy
- Cookies & Cream
- Neopolitan
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
"I went plattering yesterday with the school plattering club, and 6 of the kids vomited! It was great!"

"After I go plattering, I usually can't move for at least a half hour."

"Plattering is a wonderful sport that the whole family and people of all ages can enjoy."
by B.S. December 8, 2004
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Plasterfasted

Southern California term for an extremely high level of intoxication. Comination of plastered, shitfaced, and wasted. The irony of the word is that it would be extremely difficult to enunciate the word in question while in that condition.
Dave: yo dude how drunk are you man?
John: dude, i am plastershmaster-ass-fucked up...
Dave: oh shit he's plasterfasted for sure!
by Carlton Dance February 26, 2011
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procterian

belief that god is an asshole
I don't know how anyone could read the bible an not think that god is an asshole. maybe they know he is, and everyone is procterian and accepts it
by Sir_Handel June 13, 2016
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Plantera

A boss in the game; Terraria.
Plantera is a boss in which you have to find a bulb, pop it, die, die again,

and then repeat this until you have to travel ANOTHER 2000 BLOCKS JUST TO FIND A
STUPID BULB AND BUILD ANOTHER FRIGGIN ARENA. After this series of events, you decide to quit your game and rethink your life choices.
I DIED TO PLANTERA AGAIN FFS IM GOING TO FIND DONALD TRUMPS RIGHT NUT AND TAPE IT TO AN INNOCENT CHIHUAHUA'S FACE!!!!
by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022
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plateiality

when animals or even people fall in love with plates and feel the need to rub their faces all over it and lick it and have sex with it
human: wow thats a pretty sexy plate

cat: i think im gonna fuck it

human: plateiality is for wierdos and also cats called violine
by travisomglookwhatidid June 20, 2010
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plinterian

a sect of Christianity, with elements of Bhuddism
Are you Plinterian?
by ghyslain is a faggot September 18, 2003
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plantarian

Thrives on a plant based diet.
Another term for vegan.
A plantarian does not eat, use or wear items that contain animal or bee products.
A plantarian does not drink alcohol, smoke or use recreation or pharmaceutical drugs to get high as this would interfere with true self awareness.
This way of living is believed to open unused channels of the mind and body and bring awareness to nature, sharpness of all senses and true self awakening.
I am a plantarian, I don't eat or wear animal products and I am my true self.
by Kathy J March 9, 2019
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