pizza face

A person with disgusting acne all over their face. Someone of the opposite sex that makes you hurl chunks just by gazing in their direction.

Nice pizza face dweeb.

by your dads February 1, 2009

Pizza Face

When someone has acne or bumps on his/her face. Usually not a very attractive person.

"That boy has really bad pizza face"
"Are you starting to get pizza face?"

by umzizzle April 22, 2016

Pizza Face

When your so pimply you look like you've got a bunch of pepperoni pimples on your face.

Chris Pratt: Yo Chris did you see Chris's face?
Chris Hemsworth: I sure did! He's got a pizza face!
Chris Pines: Hey what are you guys talking about?
Chris Hemsworth: Oh nothing, Pizza face.

by Nadia Hoyte January 16, 2019

Pizza Face Blowjob

When you receive head from a girl who has a severe acne problem. Often times, her acne is more red and puffy than your erection.

That girl needs to go to the dermatologist before I get a pizza face blowjob.

by AnselmoJr December 28, 2009

pizza your face

To place lunch meat on her face, then ejaculate on her face and feed it to her.

She wanted to try food play so I told her I would pizza your face!

by LLikePizzaToo August 22, 2017

face a pizza

To eat an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting, leaving no leftovers (not even crust)

Dude? Are you really going to face a pizza?

Yeah man! I'm starving!

by enigmazweb July 4, 2015

Pizza Faceplant

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

by WBS3 March 7, 2008