Pizza

A vegetable in American public schools

Monday: carrots
Tuesday: cabbage
Wednesday: pizza
Thursday: broccoli
Friday: corn

by Cherry DickInSin April 3, 2012

Pizza

1)One of the most popular foods in the US 2) A slice of hell that if you eat too soon after removing it from the oven will burn the crap out of your whole mouth.

1) Clay: Omg I just LOVE pizza, it has to be the best food ever!
2) I just burnt my mouth on pizza, it hurts...bad FML

by 767 fs pilot July 30, 2009

Pizza

Life itself

Today I ate a pizza and I was automatically in heaven!

by TwentyØnepotatoes November 14, 2016

Pizza

That thing you eat when you have nothing better to do

I just binged on pizza and Netflix last night

by Dylanfinity (obviously) May 31, 2017

Pizza

the holy incarnation of the god of all universes that have ever existed, also its pizza

Pizza is better than you

by God_Of_Pizza January 4, 2022

Pizza

The latest addition to the vegetable family.

The U.S. Congress recently announced pizza as a vegetable due to the amount of TOMATO puree inside, of course we all know tomato is a fruit, Oh how we love America

by Beefmcabington November 25, 2011

Pizza

Whatever you want it to be....

(Think in-ur-end-o)

Maddie: Mmm, I love me some meaty pizza.

Polly: I prefer vegetarian.

Jenny: Well, I like personal pizzas.

Meagan: You would.

Jenny: I do.

Maddie: I know, right?

Polly: For sure, right?

Meagan: Fo siz, affirmative?

by BHS Tech August 22, 2008