The Pits

An Australian slang term for a vehicle compliance station owned by a state authority. The term "pits" comes from the pit you drive your car over for the inspection to take place. You'll usually get sent here if a you act like a dickhead to the cop that has pulled you over and your car has obvious defects (i.e. too low, too loud, etc...)

Jimmy: "hey did you hear John was being a smart arse when he got done by the cops"
Barry: "ah fuck was he driving his S15"
Jimmy: "yeah they sent him straight to the pits"

by MelonTheYugoslav August 2, 2018

The Pit

An affectionate nickname for the hellhole of the Internet known as fanfiction.net

Boy: Hey, I just got this fic! It's terrible!
Girl: Duh. It's from the pit.

by hw221 February 15, 2010

The Pit

Home of the biggest collection of dirt bag douche bags on the internet. Members have beat up kids, engaged in sexual orgies, had alcohol related legal problems, enjoy strippers, gay porn, vacation in Elko Nevada, enjoy making crafts and knitting, raise goats, promote alternate lifestyles, members of BigBrothers. To join our chat sessions you must be naked. Shaved genitals is a plus.

The pit is an internet message board. Everyone who posts there is a douchebag. A naked douchebag.

by ThePitMaster July 30, 2006

pits

pits are short for "armpits" otherwise called underarms

Sara shaves her pits before wearing a sleeveless top.

Johnny has very hairy pits.

Chris said he was not ticklish, but 4of us ganged up on him and found he had uber-ticklish pits.

by greenheart September 2, 2007

[pit]

A term for a person/character that is considered extremely strong in their respective universe.

"You know Kenpachi Zaraki is a pit."

by BigFender January 17, 2009

the pits

a place or situation that is lousy, boring, loathsome etc (from armpits)

That store is the pits.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2008

The Pit

The lower section of the Eagan High School Stadium reserved for upper classmen. Because it's always packed, underclassmen only ever find room sitting on the edge, with the band kids, or in the adult sections.

Jeff: What's up Chris? You want to head down to The Pit?

Chris: The upperclassmen won't let me in there! I'm only a sophmore.

by Bluegreen Football Fan December 14, 2012