Pistachio Friend

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason

They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.

by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019

penis pinocchio

When you say whatever it is you gotta say for a chick to have sex with you...

"To be honest, I have always really wanted to have a relationship. I'd like to tell you its because I am like a player or something. You'd probably respect me more. yeah... I know dating suicide right? I got no game whatsoever. honestly... you just seem kinda awesome and I'd probably regret it tomorrow if I didn't tell you right now that you are like the coolest bitch I have met in a very very long time. I am so focused on my career, but now I'm realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side I can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and I really can make time to do so."

Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.

Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.

let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.

High five playa!

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by Smellgibson February 20, 2014

penal pistolwhip

When a man sexually abuses someone with a pistol

Yeah carl "penal pistolwhipped" te other day it felt great.

by Damascus succ August 10, 2020

Pinocchio presidency

A painfully apt nickname applied to the Trump presidency.

The best learned lessons have come straight out of this Pinocchio presidency.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2019

pistoche

The booz🍻. The good stuff. Imma drink so much pistoche imma get drunk.

“Who’s gonna bring the pistoche.”
“Imma go get it with my fake ID”
“How much pistoche did you get?”
“I bought 50 cheluskis”

by Pene violado January 30, 2021

pinnocchial

when someone lies. To act like pinnoccio.

sean was very pinnocchial while explaining what happened when he hung out with the female last night.

by Dyl B October 5, 2009

Pistachiownage

N: The act of kicking someone in the nuts.

NED: I just got kicked in the nuts...
ED: Oh no - that's pistachiownage!

by Znoosle June 21, 2006