Pisstistity Level

A scale from 1 to 5 to explain to how loaded your fishing buddy was:

1. Lionel Hutz
2. Richard Burton
3. George Jones
4. Charles Buckowski
5. Shane Mcgowan.

A person is added to the scale to allow for a more graphic explaination.

His pisstistity level was like a 5. He would have given Shane Mcgowan a run for his money. We had to take the the bottle off him before he broke it over his bosses head.

by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010

pisstified

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.

Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.

by alohadice June 4, 2014

pisstang

That zesty taste when you have oral sex after a night out, maybe a hint of urine on the tongue. Imagine putting your tongue on a battery.

Cyanide Dave loves the pisstang from that sweaty twat

by Eddy loves God January 31, 2015

Level of Pissocity

A scale of how pissed you are at an exact time.
Usually used with a different scale every time.

*Pushes stuff of his desk*

On a scale from Adolf Hitler to Jesus Christ, what is your level of pissocity?

Im at about a Tiger woods wife level.

by Matt J6 April 23, 2011

Pisstard

Term used to show comtempt to flaming idiots

You damn pisstard!

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

pismot

The best name ever. The best word ever. Slang for iguana. Name of my iguana.

Pismot hello! I am Pismot the Iguana and I love water balloons.

by John Autismo September 1, 2021

PISSTIAN

A New Zealand based Canadian that Values selling himself to society as a wealthy and trendy character. These enigmatic species tend to have intellectual disorders and struggle to socialise with Aerodynamic Figures. They tend to develop neurons through inquiry learning. Valuing social media and Kiwifruit Peelers to provoke their hormones.

"PISSTIAN! stop turning off the lights" or "PISSTIAN! get of your phone" The classroom screams? He tends to ignore and repeat his antics daily.

by anonymous March 7, 2021