Dream pipe

a girl you frequently dream about having sexual intercourse with. I.E. piping.

John: yo Tommy who’s your dream pipe?
Tommy: Kristine bro she’s smokin’

by t.ri.stan April 7, 2019

Alaskan dream pipe

freezing your poop and then doing someone up the butt with it

Guy: I need a new way to fuck my girl

Friend: dude, if she's kinky you should alaskan dream pipe her

Guy: what's that?
(friend explains)
Guy:(pukes) BLLAARGHH!!!

by BIG WILLY THE THIRD April 20, 2010

pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease August 21, 2008

Pipe dream

Promises that are made in the moment about the future for the purpose of smashing. It is a form of manipulation (lol) to get what you want at that moment with no intention of actually following through or you know you do not actually have the capability of providing the desired future. Usually works on girls who have not reached their prime target (guys with a lot of money) as they are young and have not fully reached their gold digging potential and still fw (use the search bar if you do not understand) basic salary guys

"he/she sold you pipe dreams"

by wannabelatinamami-A.S. October 16, 2023

Pipe dream

I dreamed that you want to happen, but it’s very unlikely and will probably never happen

It’s a pipe dream to be with your best friend for the entirety of your life

by Fruit Hunter April 5, 2023

Pipe dream

When you put a 15000ftlbs bullet in a pipe cannon backwards with uranium in the chamber to force Cas to reverse 314 abortions you didn't consent to

I waiting for Guelph parants to realize their living in a pipe dream reality

by Cody5050 December 18, 2022

Pipe dream

When you haven’t done the do In a while, and your mind trails off to distant places about the pipe. Similar to wet dream for guys.

I’ve in a slump for 10 months, I’ve been having pipe dreams for the last week!

by Leebosss June 15, 2022