Panker

A large chodethat turns a light purple when erect. The discharge or jizz is hot pink as well.

Dude 1: aw I'm sooo bummed.
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks

by your majesties sogginess February 21, 2017

Penker

A penker is a person that penked someone on purpose or by accident. A penker can penk someone during April Fools day as a practical joke, or a someone can be made a penker through accidentally damaging a pen. The damaged pen would then be used by another person, and that person would find themselves with ink all over their new pants.

I can't wait to see Joe's face when he gets penked...

Aaahh! I got ink all over my new shirt and pants!

The Penker strikes again! Swoosh!

by DownloadFailed July 28, 2009

Panker

Someone who poops and masturbates at the same time. Often used as another word for a "douche" or "jerk".

Poop + Wank = Pank

Other forms: Panker, Panking etc.

Nathan: Stephen copied my homework and turned it in before me. Now the teacher thinks I copied him.

Albert: What a panker.

by Orielol February 11, 2010

panker

another word for someone being a "pussy"

DreamTactix291 is a panker

by lalahsghost February 18, 2004

Pinkers

A perky set of pink, female nipples.

I’m horny. Come suck on my pinkers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2018

panker

A "petty wanker"...
like John McCain.

Nora: Hey, did you hear about how Pete got a papercut and started crying?

Sally: ROFL. What a panker.

by Bob Deng January 24, 2009

a dead mans panker

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky

I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister

by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017