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Urple Pingo

Common shorthand for a person who is generally not well liked by others. Used most frequently to describe males of short stature with poor hygiene. Usually they will be seen bothering women who do not wish their attentions. They are needy, self-loathing & generally pathetic. As well they will usually have poor eating habits and most Urple Pingoes can be seen frequenting low-grade hamburger chains. While some Urple Pingoes may have college-level education, most will not. Usually this is due to growing up in a broken home. As such, many will struggle to even complete high school.

The phrase was coined in Albuquerque, New Mexico by local teenagers who were attempting to have a way to speak about Juggalos in their presence without having it made known publicly. Eventually, it disassociated from the entirety of the Psychopathic family and began to refer to anyone with poor hygiene.
Guy 1: Did you see Urple Pingo hanging out with Stephanie?
Guy 2: Yeah, I hope his stink don't rub off on her.
by Jack O'FF June 20, 2013
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PingPongilitis

Symptoms related to the lack of a Ping Pong table within vicinity of your cubicle after the day's close. Much like a withdraw from an extreme drug, PingPongilitis can causing swelling in the Elbow and an Extreme dislike for the parties responsible for removing the Ping Pong table from the vicinity of your cubicle.
You: Yo Baker, what's up with you today? You look a little tired.
Baker: Yeah, I think my PingPongilitis is acting up.
by crob November 10, 2008
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Dont be alarmed when you pull back your covers to see pigoo waiting for you with a warm embrace.
Ex: The lovely pigoo who enjoys your company
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Getting the pitizenship of pingdom is quite difficult nowdays.
The pingdom is the most prosperous kingdom right now, thanks to it's ping.
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Man: They say Ceasar has a big PINGON, do you think is true?

Ceasar: You bet
by TheCommoner28 November 8, 2022
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