Belgian Piñata

Busting a fat load on a woman's face and then throwing confetti on the area with the bit on it.

"Diiiiick guess what I did to that slut after I took her to you bedroom?"
"What?"
"I gave her a Belgian Piñata!"
"Niiiiiiice!"

by Bobby pyn 79 July 16, 2009

pinata

A female who is overweight and is rumored to come from a lot of family money or who has a trust fund.

Guy #1) Hey, I can't believe you're having sex with that beastly fat girl?!?

Guy #2) Eh, she's a pinata... I keep hopin' that if I hit it enough times, money will fall out.

Guy #1) Oh. Right.

by AmazingRobie December 18, 2006

Piñata Party

A “piñata party” is where a bunch of guys wrap a girl in a Mexican Poncho and smack her in the face with their dicks. The game is over when she gets a nosebleed.

Greg met his wife of 20 years at a Piñata Party where Greg showed up late and unfortunately wasn’t able to get any English behind any of his smacks due to the odd angle he found himself in due to an old softball injury.

by Special Dicklivery August 7, 2019

dirt piñata

When you're hitting your girl from behind, and pull it out and to knock on her back door. You tap it few times to say, "let me in!", and as she relaxes her sphincter to welcome you home, she splatters you with a shart.

I went to stuff it in steph's ass last night but instead I got the dirt piñata.

by Tokay444 October 30, 2015

Sad Piñata

It's when you hang someone (most possibly yourself) near bar or pub where people have fun and ruin their good time. But hey, now there's piñata anyway.

-Hey Tom, let's go out to that bar behind the corner.
-Naah bruh, it's closed after that sad piñata.

by SadPiñata October 15, 2020

Pinkwashing

The act of using breast cancer to guilt consumers into buying a product which, if it had not been for the advent of aiding the cure for cancer, they would not have bought.

KFC: Together we can make the largest donation in Komen history.

Consumer: Stop pinkwashing me, you fuck-head! Why wouldn't I just donate money to breast cancer if I wanted to?! Everyone knows you benefit more than the cancer foundations!

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

Piñata

An item you hang off off your balcony to let your kids beat with a stick for special occasions.

Hey Dylan, go hang the piñata since it’s your special day!

by Ben Webb March 16, 2019