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Majestic Piledriver

The act of skydiving off your couch without any pants while your sexual partner lays spread eagle on the ground. You have to be majestic or you will surely break it in half.
"Hey Zack, what's wrong."

"I tried a majestic piledriver last night on Paco's mom".
"And'?
"I wasn't majestic like an eagle".
by Some really white kid June 20, 2011
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parenti-pilled

The universal experience where one is awoken by da GOAT himself. The man, the myth, the legend: Michael Dilfhunter TopG-Parenti. He will tomahawk you in his sleep with the force of your mom going down a waterslide. His master manoeuvres will destroy you.

The mandem celebrate eid the trap still running on christmas day
damn i just got parenti-pilled so hard Big Brother turned pesbian
by 1800-rechikolateyourmom November 23, 2022
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Handsome Truth Pilled

Cause (someone) to have their perspective on Jews dramatically transformed, especially by introducing them to a new and disturbing understanding of the true nature of Jews.
Kikes hate it when people are Handsome Truth Pilled
by AnonDoxy April 23, 2023
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Texan Piledriver

The act of sprinting at someone from a distance, with pants at ankles, and forcefully driving one's penis into the exposed anus with a leap and a thrust.
"When i saw a blur go by, i turned around in horror and realized far too late that jimmy was preparing to give me a texan piledriver"
by Dnutzzz November 5, 2009
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Tombstone Piledriver

The move that Kane, Undertaker, or Bret Hart did. It is a piledriver that has your stomach facing inward instead of outward like a normal piledriver. Has the same effect as normal piledriver.
Fuck!! Kane just tombstone piledrivered Undertaker.
by Fatty December 17, 2003
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Rocking Piledriver

During sexual intercourse, position where the female recipient is upside down while the male is standing above her kicking his left leg and doing air guitar. Variation is The Backstage Pass where the guy is backward, playing drums on her butt.
My favorite sex position is the Rocking Piledriver, I love watching her face as I air guitar above her.
by BigOleFloppian January 18, 2009
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grill pilled

1) to have experienced a blithe resignation to the failure of leftist/progressive movements to overcome neoliberalism, electoralism and fascist nationalism; couples with a semi-ironic desire to profess bourgeois attitudes of political apathy, jocular antagonism to politics, and idolize outward symbols of petty materialism, a.k.a. the grill
After his years-long attempts to proselytize progressive and socialist policies were crushed by big-donor establishment Democrats, Mattleby became grill pilled and happily ignored the election news cycle, instead choosing to post about new rib rub recipes while the globe burned.
by jlaxx May 14, 2020
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