PICASSO

When your friend catches you off guard bent over spreading his asshole and yells "Look ma ! A Picasso!!"

Rob peeked around the corner and realized Brian wasn't paying attention so he quickly pulled his pants down spread his asshole and yelled "Look ma ! A Picasso! " And ran off.

by largenincharge2 November 4, 2018

picasso

irregular shaped cock

picassos are intristing

by omgzzz at aa April 16, 2003

picasso

Used to identify anyone whos face looks like a jigsaw puzzle.

Ashley looks like a painting of picasso. YOu dont know where her face starts and ends.

by luigiman12 November 6, 2007

Picasso

Meaning very nice, beautiful or cool

Friend 1: my girlfriend showed me her boobs last night

Friend 2: Picasso

by ChipperDipperDoo March 2, 2024

picasso tits

when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.

girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!

girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!

girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!

by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009

picasso underpants

Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)

I had the craziest dream last night then I totally woke up with a pair of Picasso Underpants.

by The Philosophical Guy January 9, 2015

Picasso's paintbrush

When a man and his woman are having sex with a Johnnie on and the man ejaculates he that carefully removes the rubber from his pinis. He then gets the girl to excrete into it and ties it up. He then proceeds to place it in the microwave for about 30 seconds on a low heat. Once it is warm and soft like a fresh brownie, he takes it out and slaps the girl with it back and fourth til it explodes on her face. Thus this paintbrush has created abstract art

Gerald: yo hombre what did you just get up to last night
Edgar: ah nothing much blad just painting with the Mrs.
Gerald: was it abstract?
Edgar: let's just say I used my trusty Picasso's paintbrush.

by artistsbeaut December 13, 2016