Phoser

A phone poser. Someone who pretends they are using their phone to avoid a situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you talk to her?
Guy 1: No, I pretended like I was talking on my phone.
Guy 2: You're such a phoser.

by ManKitten November 6, 2010

camera phoney

What your mobile / cell phone is called when you pretend it can take pictures and get stupid skanks at the 'stang to take pictures with it - even though it can't really take pictures.

D-Mac: Hey Ben, there's Artur! You should get that skank to take a photo of us all with your camera phoney!
Ben: I'm off to get another Smirnoff.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

Posey

Posey is the coolest person ever. She is far better than any Posie, Posy or Posiey. She is really good at feeding angsty teenage cows and shoveling shit. She is always smiling and happy to see her friends. She is really pretty and has a cool earring collection. Posey's are rare but very special :)

Wow, Posey is so cool, I wish I were friends with her.

by Official EEBC February 7, 2019

phisey

A beautiful Cambodian girl who doesn’t give a fuck bout what anyone thinks of her and is progressing for the better. She may have a resting bitch face, but she is the sweetest you’ll ever meet, unless you treat her otherwise.

Damn Phisey is different.

by Mrsteallyourgirl October 12, 2019

mut phooey

1. An Australian racial slur for Asian people. 2. An exclamatory term of excitement.

1."Get out of my way, you stupid mut phooey driver!"

2. When Johnnie got his pack of salties, he exclaimed, "MUT PHOOEY!"

by Phonetic Phil May 14, 2005

hong kong phooey chop

The most deadly chop in all the galaxies. Only mastered by Hong Kong Phooey, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, God, and Jackie Chan. This move can split atoms, destroy matter, it can do anything.

Hong Kong Phooey always gets the villians with the Hong Kong Phooey Chop

by Flaretixderp February 14, 2014

Buster Posey

The hottest most legit baseball player you will ever encounter. No one can even try to compare to the amazing catching skills of one Buster Posey. Anyone who ever sees Buster Posey will instantly start worshiping him for his sexy-beastness!

Girl 1: Oh my god look it's Buster Posey! He's such a sexy beast!
Girl 2: Eh he's not the great i bet i could be a better catcher than him.
Girl 1: Oh my god go die in a hole you don't deserve to be in the presence of a person as amazing and hot as Buster Posey!

by giantsfan11 October 13, 2011