phonesexy

when two horny desperate mofos talk dirty on da phone

damn girl, you one fine sk ho, lets phonesexy

by GHETTOQUEENJESS January 17, 2005

phoneversation

A conversation on the phone.

Yo, I had a mad phoneversation with that chick last night!

by Reginald 56 December 31, 2006

Phonesex

The act of placing your phone on top of a freind's phone, or vice versa.

Dude me and Maggie just had phone sex at lunch- bill
OMG you're so lucky. I've only had phonesex with karen- tom
Eww. She's a pig- bill

by Thatonekid44 April 13, 2011

phonepression

The stage of depression that is felt by girls when they lose their phone or have it taken away.

Yea, shaniqua feel into a deep phonepression after she lost her phone at the strip club.

by cockherspaniel January 11, 2014

phonetervention

When your mother calls you on the phone to say hi, but ends up talking to you for hours about how you need to change course in life before everything goes to crap.

*Phone rings*
"Oh hi Mom, how's it going? Yeah me too, I've been busy... No I haven't been dodging your calls... I know. I know. I know. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. Yes, Mom. Yeah. Okay..."
*Conversation goes on...*
*Conversation ends*
*Call duration: 3:46:32*
*Phonetervention concludes*

by TwistedDane May 20, 2014

phonespeak

Text messages composed entirely by using the sequence of words predicted by your smartphone with no changes.

I texted my friend in phonespeak, "Yes, I'd like a beard or to" in response to his text "Meet me at the bar"

by farticles August 30, 2014

Phonecentrating

When you are looking at or busy on your phone so hard that someone can talk to you and you don’t even realise anyone is saying anything.

“Dave was phonecentrating so hard he didn’t hear me call him”

by Sanchez3112 November 4, 2017