Poonado

A foul explosion of poo that leaks out of clothing.

My daughter had a poonado and it exploded out if her onsie getting her back and hair covered in feces.

by SomervilleRocks July 7, 2009

phoned out

When you are in a situation where all of the people you are with start talking on their phone.

Whenever I hang out with them I always get phoned out because they are constantly on the phone ignoring me.

by Michael Cullen January 14, 2008

Phoneado

The whirlwind of phone calls sometimes necessary to buy pot.

My deal fell thru and I had to go through a phoneado to get some bud.

by Mr. Faboo January 17, 2008

phonambulate

the obnoxious roaming around people do when talking on their cell phone, especially when they get in your way. from: phone + ambulate

Hey, dude! Why do always phonambulate into people?

by quoit June 16, 2009

phondle

v. The act of handling or "fondling" various cellphones in a store to see which feels best. An important part of the cellphone shopping experience.

I went to the cellphone shop yesterday to phondle the new models.

by hotani October 8, 2009

Phonaked

To leave ones cell phone in your vehicle or home when venturing into public. Feeling naked because you might be missing important Calls, texts or tweets.

I left my phone in the car, I feel phonaked without it.

by Froogilicious January 14, 2010

Phonaphobic

Fear of Talking on the Telephone.

You're not REALLY Phonaphobic...You just don't want to hear my endless trivial babble...Admit it!

by RogerZero March 5, 2009