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Phlog

An abbreviation of Phlogistinator, one of the worst flamethrowers known to man. Usually associated with the W+M1 strategy.
There's a fucking noob using a phlog on the point.
by succ me m8 April 15, 2017
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phlunch

When one (the "phluncher") vomits over someone (the "phlunchee") before punching them in the head in order to escape whilst the phlunchee comes to terms with the phlunching.

Normally used when there is a) a there is a extreme need to vomit b) no unoccupied toilets. Clubs are prime phlunching spots.
Phlunchee: "Ah man, I was so drunk the other day, went to the toilet in the club and was sitting there taking a dump when this guy bursts in and vomits over me!"

Friend: "What?! Did you hit him?"

Phlunchee: "I couldn't! He hit me first! I had to recover, wipe my ass, clean the vomit and then go and find him, but he'd run away by then!"

Friend: "Dude, you got phlunched pretty hard"
by Keyboard_cat October 12, 2010
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phluffer nutter

A phluffer nutter is a result of eating a fluffer nutter, which is defined in Urban Dictionary and is a very delectable sandwich consisting of Marshmallow Spread and Peanut Butter.

A Phluffer Nutter is the gaseous result of eating a Fluffer Nutter and is prevalent in Truck Drivers. Please note that Phluffer Nutters will only occur while driving in a moving vehicle.

One experiences a Phluffer Nutter, while driving a truck, shortly after eating a Fluffer Nutter and the effect of the release of built up gases, that are exacerbated by the amount of refined sugars in the Fluffer Nutter, is demonstrated by the slow raising and lowering of the driver's private parts due to the fluctuating stream of released gases.

While it is highly unlikely that this can cause an obstruction of the driver's vision, it is important to note that there are unverified reports of accidents caused by excessive Phluffer Nuttering.
Right after eating a fluffler nutter I was slowing my vehicle on approach to the Weight Scale, I had a phluffer nutter that made me almost lose focus on downshifting. I hate it when that happens!
by RadicalRoadie April 6, 2015
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Phlob

Phlob is the best Philip out of every universe enough said

They were a skater blob he said see you later blob

A character made the absolutely wonderful and lovely hilariously scary on YouTube

(Btw urban dictionary this isn't a inside joke bc this is a character made by a celebrity okay? okay)
Man, I love phlob I can't wait to make a pride pfp using them.
by Kraken_gutz November 9, 2021
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phluuf

A group of 3 or more basic white girls. Typically found in the following:

Starbucks
Honda Civics

Lululemon

School lunch tables

The mall
Volleyball teams
Soccer teams
Wow look at all the commotion. Wait it’s a phluuf! one’s walking off, a basic white girl in the wild.
by GusTheAverageGenZ April 13, 2023
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rub and tug palour

A massage palour known for the staff to give happy endings for extra money.
At least 60% of the girls that work in these rub and tug palours are asian.
Im going to go down to the local rub and tug palour to get my frustrations worked out.
by Anna Lee September 8, 2005
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phlog

A photographic blog. Like a blog, but with photos.
I emailed a new pic to my phlog today!
by Mikemikemike September 13, 2005
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