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philanthropy 

A technique used by brutally inquisitive rich people to deflect any criticism of their terrible behavior.
As they enabled a plague of heroin-derived medications to kill tens of thousands of Americans, the Sackler family employed philanthropy at big museums; colleges and universities; European art entities.
philanthropy by George Sorhed August 5, 2022

philanthrolatio 

What some people who give large sums of money expect from their charities.
Mr. Big Bucks gave his prep school so much money, the headmaster practically gave him philanthrolatio in public.
philanthrolatio by flyingdog January 22, 2012

Philanthrapist 

An incredibly good looking man or woman who rapes a more unfortunate looking person as an act of good will.
Brad Pitt raped my cousin days after her horrific wheat thresher accident. He wasn't even phased by her Downs Syndrome! That man is a true philanthrapist.
Philanthrapist by jonassteele October 23, 2012

Vaginal Philanthropy 

When your buddy calls you up from a bar because there's more women for him to handle on his own and he wants you there to divert some of the estrogen flow.
Chewie called me up from EPSN Zone because he was with two hot Asian chicks and wanted to spread the wealth. What an act of Vaginal philanthropy!
Vaginal Philanthropy by Quinmill August 25, 2007

Philanthropology 

Altruistic concern for and study of the origins and development of human physical and cultural development
Using a combination of classical training and technology, he pushes the limits of creativity in performance art to a higher level of philanthropology

Philanthropology 

A study of humans in need, and humans who work to meet those needs.
The trust fund baby decided to get to know the people he was helping before giving them money. Typical philanthropology!
Philanthropology by GoodAllOver January 27, 2017