Philadelphia Surprise

When you are at a gas station and have pumped your gas then, go into pay and while you are inside, someone takes a crap on the hood of your car.

I went into the gas station and came out to a Philadelphia Surprise.

by Tagloniousmonk March 13, 2018

Dry Philadelphia

When a woman covers her butthole in crumbled up saltine crackers making her ass dry and the man bangs her anus from behind while his penis is covered in cheese whiz.

I really wanted a cheesesteak so I just gave her a dry philadelphia instead.

by Radski June 29, 2011

philadelphia

Like any large city, it is hard to define Philadelphia in just one way. It has its rich neighborhoods like Society Hill and it has a lot of poor neighborhoods. Just read the history of Philadelphia and you will respect the city and realize other cities don't even come close. No, its not fancy or glitzy, but thats why I believe it is a great city. It has integrity, like the hard working people in the city. In the USA, it might be the most historically influential city. It was the first capital, and was home to the first hospital, zoo, stock exchange, public library, public grammar school, public volunteer fire department, university, bank, computer, modern sky scraper, and the list goes on. Still want to disrespect this city?

-And by the way, the only reason "The Real World" initially cancelled shooting in Philly was because of the Unions. With that worked out, it is coming back and filming this spring.

The present status of Philadelphia might not be as impressive as its history, but it can only improve from this point.

by Philarch April 14, 2004

Philomena

One who is incredibly popular and is selfless and smart.

That girl aced her test, she is such a philomena.
Everyone just fauns over her, she is so philomena.

by Yoix February 7, 2008

Philadelphia Union

A Major League Soccer club based in Chester, PA (close to Philadelphia.) Started in 2010, the Union have earned a reputation of loud fans, with the largest supporters group being the Sons of Ben (SoBs.) They had the best uniforms until management slapped a bimbo sticker on the front. The Union play on the Delaware River Waterfront in the shadow of the Commodore Barry Bridge. Doop.

Union Fan: Hey lets crush the energy drinks this weekend!
New York Fan: you can't match our washed up brand names.
Union Fan: We will doop on you sell-outs. Philadelphia Union til I die!

by Letouxlegit April 28, 2011

Philadelphia Fakeout

A sexual act where the man is having sex with a woman from behind, pretends to ejaculate inside of her and when she turns around he ejaculates on her face.

How Larry, that was some Philadelphia Fakeout.
Yeah, I know, I really nailed that slut.

by benatlastexit November 30, 2003

Philamena

Philamena is a beautifully rare and ancient name; only given to a female predisposed to embody the magnificence of this name. Philamena’s can be stoic, radiantly brilliant, iron-willed yet hilarious. Probably one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. Often they are statuesque, Greek, German or Irish women, with the amazing green eyes. Temperament and bodily exquisiteness are hauntingly reminiscent of lore’s of ancient deities. Philamena’s are loyal to the core and will stand beside those they love no matter the situation. Probably best to be on their good side though. They thrive in the sun, near the water.

Person 1: That girl is simply a luminous manifestation of soul.
Person 2: Oh, her name must be Philamena.

See also Philomena

by ha-ha-you-know-who January 16, 2013