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peen press

When a man thrusts his pelvis foward towards a woman/man in order for the other person to feel their "junk"

This is not always done intentionally. There is such a thing as an "accidental peen press"
Kevin: "Dude Amy's fuckin hot I think im gonna peen press her, 20 % chance she'll like it, 80 % chance she'll be offended"

Amy: "like... Kevin totally peen pressed me and i didn't feel a thing... awkward"
by BAAD July 24, 2011
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Italian Olive Press

Also the Tandem Olive Press
This is a sexual position where the man is seated on a toilet while the woman is sitting on his lap facing him. They are having sex while both are defecating, the woman doing so between the man's legs. A good position for those who aren't satisfied with the blumpkin.
Kate: Mary has been the bathroom a long time, what's taking her so long?
John: She is in there with Steve, probably getting an Italian Olive Press.
by Rlpt spangle May 26, 2009
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pheasant egg

When your roommate pulls one ball from under his shorts to expose himself and says "Do you like my pheasant egg?"

Could also be used when a male wears loose fitting shorts with no underwear on and a nut falls out, exposing his pheasant egg.
Do you like my pheasant egg?

Look at that nasty pheasant egg hanging out that fat guys shorts...
by jcmbuckeye October 1, 2012
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Apathetic Pessimism

(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.

(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.

(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.
1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!

2.)... you have an idea.

3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.
by kamel_reds February 14, 2009
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pressed fruit bowl

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').
When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.
by Copie Boy November 6, 2002
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Pionel Pessi

Pionel Pessi is an ancient ghost from Rosario, Argentina.
If you shout "Real Madrid" he will dissapear.
If you shout "Eibar" or "Penalty" he will appear.
Me: REAL MADRID!
Pionel Pessi: *dissapears*
by pionelpessighost September 2, 2022
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