Pedophilia

An adult or teenager who is simply sexually attracted to a child. see child

Not to be confused with molestor rapist or sexual assault which are separate but can be linked to the above if the pedophile acts on their desires. Sometimes also referred to as nonce

Unlike ephebophilia it is classed as a mental disorder

John: did you see the papers today? some teacher in a primary school was rubbing himself whilst looking up the girls skirts
Dave: wtf? omg what a sick pedo!
John: yeah I hate pedophilia

by FreeSpeechWarrior March 5, 2017

phytophilia

One who has sex with plants, also called Dendrophilia, but that usually refers to trees.

"Poison Ivy totally had Phytophilia"

by Phytophiliac May 24, 2014

pedophiliaphobia

A fear of pedophiles.

Pizzagate is pedophiliaphobia.

by Panzer Division Marduk March 10, 2017

Pedophilaphobia

An abnormal Fear of becoming a pedophile, or fear of pedophiles if you have children near you. could be related to OCD or other anxiety disorders. Symptoms include researching about pedophiles, it could lead to pedophobia if it gets too severe, which is a fear of children.

Patient to their Psychologist, What is the name of fear of becoming pedophile?

Psychologist: "let me make up a term here, let's coin it Pedophilaphobia , maybe it may even become a new word in the Webster dictionary one day!

OCD patient, " I am so pumped that I potentially helped you make literary history!

by autistic nerd 1991 March 30, 2015

pedophiliable

Easily subjected to the attention of pedophiles.

Your youthful, vulnerable features make you completely pedophiliable... what're you doing tonight, young man?

by oddyknocky May 6, 2010

corporate pedophilia

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

by G-Union December 12, 2003

Pedophilia

An automatic death sentence if you are in prison. >:^

At least the homicidal convicts help us get rid of pedophiles by killing them off.

by whatever August 25, 2003