A term used by hunters for any type of dildo, vibrator or phallic pleasure device. The term originates from the "Pheasant GutWrench" a tool used by repeated inserting and then pulled out of a pheasant will remove it's internal organs.
Added to the fact that the "Pheasant GutWrench" looks like a dildo.
Not to be confused with a peasant wench; a cheap prostitute
Added to the fact that the "Pheasant GutWrench" looks like a dildo.
Not to be confused with a peasant wench; a cheap prostitute
Hunter 1: Are you worried about you wife getting lonly while we're away Hunting?
Hunter 2: Nope, I made sure she got a few new Pheasant Wrenches for herself. Gotta make sure she's kept content till I get back.
Hunter 2: Nope, I made sure she got a few new Pheasant Wrenches for herself. Gotta make sure she's kept content till I get back.
by 24879328792 October 15, 2012
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by Smitty117 March 29, 2016
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Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man,
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim,
All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not good at plucking pheasants, pheasant plucking I get stuck,
Though some peasants find it pleasant I'd much rather pluck a duck,
Oh, but plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But plucking pheasants is sheer torture, for they haven't any grease.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
He has gone out on the tiles,
He only plucked one pheasant
And I'm sitting here with piles.
You have to pluck them fresh, if they're fresh it's not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable, could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable has pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar of a Sunday 'tween the first and second lessons.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant pluckers come.
My good friend Godfrey's most adept, he's really got the knack,
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I try and lend a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all this pheasant plucking keeps us here together.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
As a means unto an end.
Me husband's in the woods all day, a-banging with his gun,
If he could hear me heartfelt cries, then surely he would run,
For I've fluff in all me crannies and there's feathers up me nose,
And I'm itchin' in the kitchen' from me head down to me toes.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim,
All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not good at plucking pheasants, pheasant plucking I get stuck,
Though some peasants find it pleasant I'd much rather pluck a duck,
Oh, but plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But plucking pheasants is sheer torture, for they haven't any grease.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
He has gone out on the tiles,
He only plucked one pheasant
And I'm sitting here with piles.
You have to pluck them fresh, if they're fresh it's not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable, could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable has pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar of a Sunday 'tween the first and second lessons.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant pluckers come.
My good friend Godfrey's most adept, he's really got the knack,
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I try and lend a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all this pheasant plucking keeps us here together.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
As a means unto an end.
Me husband's in the woods all day, a-banging with his gun,
If he could hear me heartfelt cries, then surely he would run,
For I've fluff in all me crannies and there's feathers up me nose,
And I'm itchin' in the kitchen' from me head down to me toes.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!
by Pete December 16, 2004
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Derek: "Sorry dude but I'm going enter into pheasant form real soon. She looks quite fuck-able."
Derek: "Sorry dude but I'm going enter into pheasant form real soon. She looks quite fuck-able."
by eragon596 December 2, 2014
Get the Pheasant Form mug.A “Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl!” is an insult that is thrown about in disgust towards people that are stupid or uneducated. This phrase is usually met with the response of “hogwash you buccaneer!”.
Jenkins and friend:
“Tither, Thither, Jenkins! I do believe that man is quite the pheasant-faced Guinea fowl I believed him to be!”
“Quite right ol’ matey look at him strouthing around like a lesser-man”
Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl:
“Hogwash you buccaneer! Prepare yourselves for a dashing round of fisticuffs!”
“Tither, Thither, Jenkins! I do believe that man is quite the pheasant-faced Guinea fowl I believed him to be!”
“Quite right ol’ matey look at him strouthing around like a lesser-man”
Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl:
“Hogwash you buccaneer! Prepare yourselves for a dashing round of fisticuffs!”
by Johnny87479 June 11, 2018
Get the Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl mug.The act of showing off your “pheasant breast” refers to the male human testicles being pulled up when either nude or with pants down. Amazingly, while pulling on the penis straight up towards his chin the male testicles are pronounced and look much like an. Elegant breast of a pheasant. Color, size and texture are almost identical between the human and the bird.
I showed off my pheasant breast on my first date with a beautiful classy woman. I thought it would be a wild kingdom mating call. She punched me straight in my bare pheasant breast and I fell to the ground.
by Cornbread mafia November 26, 2020
Get the Pheasant breast mug.When pressing a ham (mooning against a window), the man also reaches down and pushes his old chap against the glass.
Whilemy ex and her new boyfriend ate their $500 meal, I walked straight up to the restaurant window and gave them a Pheasant under glass.
by Stephanie June 5, 2003
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