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PHAARC

Short for Post-Holiday Acute Aggravated Rebound Condition.

A totally real, absolutely diagnosable condition that hits the second you return from holidays and remember you have responsibilities.

Symptoms include forgetting all your passwords, staring blankly at spreadsheets, extreme lunch decision fatigue, and questioning how you ever functioned before your break. Usually peaks between 9:07 – 10:43 am on your first day back
Don’t talk to me before lunch, I’ve got PHAARC bad.”
by CURE PHAARC January 21, 2026
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Pendrick Pamar

A size 7 dwarf who is notorious for his overrated lyricism . His fans claim he has the best “pen” in music, however when it’s time to see their Spotify Wrapped, Drake (the GOAT) is always above him. Every time he drops, he must give Top 50% of his earnings or he’ll have to retire.
Pendrick Pamar is a term used to describe the 5’1 rapper from Compton

Example:

John: “Messi is such an overrated football player

Me: “oh, he’s a Pendrick Lamar”
by la cabra May 2, 2024
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