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Dallas Phallus

Slang term for the penis-shaped Reunion Tower in Dallas, Texas. Symbolic for Texans' often-times hubris and macho behavior.
We drove through Dallas-Fort Worth metro area today and I was able to capture a great picture of the Dallas Phallus.
by nomadik November 13, 2011
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magnum phallus

refers to a penis which is larger than average, usually in both length and girth
Don't call it a fat cock. Call it a magnum phallus. It's classier that way.
by Überschwanz September 4, 2006
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niagara phallus

The instrument through which an eye-floating pee is finally released...the stream producing a roar in the pan similar to the famous falls
Bloke in pub: Where did you disappear to?
Relieved one: Just been to see Niagara Phallus.....sigh
by mainsheet January 12, 2010
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Phineas Phallus

A guy named Phineas who acts like an asshole
Guy 1: Hey did you see Phineas beat up random children in school
Guy 2: Yeah! We should call him Phineas Phallus from now on
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phallus face

A person that is being a dick head. Or my brother.
Oh em gee - chris is teh über lame, what a total phallus face!
by Psychotic Lolita January 23, 2006
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Poisoned Phallus

A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.
Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.
by john-thomas-2021 October 8, 2021
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phallus fallacy

The belief that because someone is a dick that they are wrong, or the belief that because someone has a dick that they are wrong.
Lucy - "Chad is such a fucking dick, he's always wrong"
Brian - "you're trapped by the phallus fallacy"
by ChadHands February 3, 2021
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