phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket

I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia

by Bad mother fucker Beau Cater May 14, 2016

Phallodont

A radiographic term used in dentistry to describe a benign/mushroom shaped deposition of cementum at the apical portion of a tooth.

Gonna be hard to yank that #13 phallodont

by club dining March 25, 2010

Phallcony

The pooch some men have above their penis but below their gut or waistline.

Matthew's phallcony was so large, it hung to his knees.

by Bar XIII June 29, 2019

phallophobia

a phobia of the penis.

Steve: let's have sex!...
Kayla: nooooo!! i have a severe case of phallophobia!!11!!111oneone.

by goochmonster February 25, 2008

Phallocentrism

Phallocentrism concentrates on the idea that masculinity is the central focus and source of power and authority. Because of this, all male interests and needs are exalted while females are made subservient to male desires.

In the television show "All in the Family", Archie and Edith's relationship demonstrates phallocentrism.

by Mal Hoyt February 4, 2006

phallonometer

A tool for measuring ones too or (phallus)!!! Which is ones penis!

Scott and I measured each others cocks with a ruler but the broke out the phallonometer and i beat him by a quarter inch!!! 6.75 inches of throbbin cock!!!

by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

phalloorchoalgolagnic

A male who is sexually aroused by pain to the dick.

Nobody wants to play ro shambo with him, even if he offers to go second, because hes a phalloorchoalgolagnic.
ro shambo is not for pleasure!

by Roshambo man October 28, 2010