peeny-weeny

When your penis is the same length as your wenis.

Todd: Bro, I just figured out that my penis is the same length as my wenis!
Anthony: That is what you would call a 'peeny-weeny'.

by thecaremaker June 27, 2021

Peeny Greeny

Mediocre French wine drank by homosexuals and socialists. If you drink this please seek help

Your “friend”: dude I just got a bottle of Peeny Greeny! Now I can fit in with the strange alcoholics at school!

You (a sane individual): please seek help. Jesus is always there if you need him

by dumbfeministscum August 27, 2021

Peeny

Shitty, weak, un-cool

"No shit mang, that's peeny!"

"You're not going to finish that bong tug!? PEENY!"

"You peeny bastard, you missed her face?"

by Dr. Asian Love May 22, 2003

Peeny

the Face Eddie Van Halen made while playing Why Can't This Be Love in "Live Without a Net."

When we asked to see Wes' Peeny, he sent us a picture of Ed Van Halen's face

by Infinite Cactus January 8, 2005

peeny walley

1. an annoying lightning bug

2. a bald-headed black skiddle diddle that thinks she's all that

3. anything thats little & black

4. anything's that's skimpy

i dont know why that bitch keeps staring at me... fucking peeny walley!

i know you didnt just give me that peeny walley piece of chicken

by Shalatabata Nae Nae December 27, 2009

Peeny Productions

One of the most awesome film companies in the world. Run by broke students who know what to do in life.

"Have you seen that new Peeny Productions film?" -"YEAH man! It was so good. No big surprise though."

by waterfilter December 1, 2011

Peeny Teeny

An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.

Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*

by Feesh the shrub killer May 28, 2018