Paving the Rainforest

To shave, and/or trim your pubes extensively.

Zack: "Hey dude, whats up?"
Sam: "Not much man, I got a big date tonight so im just paving the rainforest."
Zack: "Ahh, sweet deal. Can I help?"

by Captain Spense November 10, 2008

peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement

Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022

Pullin' a Pepin

When a coach lets his team lose an athletic game in overtime after achieving a 20 point or more lead with less than 10 minutes left during a play off game.

Oh man, are you watching this game right now?! This coach is totally pullin' a pepin!

by gangstaz_paradise69 March 13, 2011

Perin

Can be mean sometimes. Extremely sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Great kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever. Romantic. Water element. Beautiful. Girls name. Powerful. Magical. Doesnt really can sometimes. Good friend. Dancer. Pretty. Shorty hehe

manda - i wish i was her
leah - me too i wanna be perin

by 3tayyy December 9, 2009

Ski-peeing bitch

A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.

John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!

Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.

by Brastle October 23, 2011

Delmarva Peninsula

The Delmarva Peninsula, just called DelMarVa to most, is an area of the mid-atlantic region consisting of the lower two-thirds of DELaware, the Eastern shore of MARyland, and um, that strip of land from VirginiA. surrounded by the chesapeake bay and the delaware bay on three sides. major 'cities' include dover, salisbury, and Ocean City. the beaches are less crowded than in VA Beach, but the area has fallen victim to urban sprawl and somewhat bad traffic during the summer and back to school sales with the no-tax shopping in Delaware, or whenever the races come to town, or whenever the National Punkin Chunkin' takes place (don't ask). it's kinda hard to notice unless you look at a map and see how part of Maryland and Delaware and Virginia stick out from the rest of the surrounding states. delmarva is a cool little region that the natives tend to appreciate.

some guy: oh god, this heavily muscled middle aged guy has been stalking me all the way from laurel!
some other guy: chill dude, thats the governor mrs. ruth ann minner trying to give you a handshake. go to Ocean City and she'll run away.

by Devin Ze Dude June 13, 2005