The top dog of engineers. The big dick bandit. Is a master of science and math, specializes in drilling, reservoir and completion of oil wells. Girls get wet at the site of a Petro Engineer. A good Petro Engg doesn't need a lab to determine the composition of a crude oil, he merely smells the sample and gives raw data without breaking a mental sweat. The Petro Engg is often the highest paid engineering major and as a result has many nice material objects. Having a degree doesn't give you instant access to becoming a Petroleum Engineer, some other requirements need to be met first such as having a diesel pickup and chewing tabacoo
Did you see that guy slaying dragons by that oil well? Yeh, I think he is a Petroleum Engineer you can tell by the diesler he is driving and the massive dip in his mouth.
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by david_the_manly March 28, 2008
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by mmm3 November 16, 2009
Get the Yotam Perel mug.A person(s) with an addiction to cocaine. The word petrolhead comes from the use of petrol in the synthesis of cocaine
Origins: This word dates back to the late 90's / early 00's. Originating from the coke capital of the world (Bristol).
Origins: This word dates back to the late 90's / early 00's. Originating from the coke capital of the world (Bristol).
"Toilets in lakota..."
X: Got some of that 10/10 Peruvian
Marching Gear
Y: You fucking petrolhead
X: *Sniffffffff*
Y: Well gives us a stripe then
X: Got some of that 10/10 Peruvian
Marching Gear
Y: You fucking petrolhead
X: *Sniffffffff*
Y: Well gives us a stripe then
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Get the petrolhead mug.A domestic pet of any type whose owner considers it to be equivalent to a human child in all aspects of its welfare and existence, and treats it accordingly.
Petren can often be identified by their mode of transportation, including the use of a pram propelled by their owner (usually accompanied by a blanket intended for a child); car passenger seats (in a certified baby carrier, correctly fixed to the highest safety standards).
Petren owners frequently send cards, usually at Christmas, birthdays and other annual celebrations which are signed from both the owner/s and their respective petren.
Petren owners have attracted widespread public criticism from various sectors of society who argue that pets should not be treated in the same manner as human beings.
Petren can often be identified by their mode of transportation, including the use of a pram propelled by their owner (usually accompanied by a blanket intended for a child); car passenger seats (in a certified baby carrier, correctly fixed to the highest safety standards).
Petren owners frequently send cards, usually at Christmas, birthdays and other annual celebrations which are signed from both the owner/s and their respective petren.
Petren owners have attracted widespread public criticism from various sectors of society who argue that pets should not be treated in the same manner as human beings.
1. "Did you see Vincent and Tina pushing that pram this morning?"
"Yeah, I didn't know they'd had a baby."
"No, that was Bob - their ferret."
2. "Hey man, look at this Get Well Soon card I received from Mandy the other day, it's so sweet."
"Oh really? What did it say?"
"Dear Danny, get well soon, love Mandy & Lassie. Woof. XXX"
"Yeah I got one of those from her last Christmas, but it was just a paw print."
"She is so obsessed with her petren."
"Yeah, I didn't know they'd had a baby."
"No, that was Bob - their ferret."
2. "Hey man, look at this Get Well Soon card I received from Mandy the other day, it's so sweet."
"Oh really? What did it say?"
"Dear Danny, get well soon, love Mandy & Lassie. Woof. XXX"
"Yeah I got one of those from her last Christmas, but it was just a paw print."
"She is so obsessed with her petren."
by auntyjane June 25, 2009
Get the Petren mug.a town in humbolt county, northern CA. a beautiful tiny town with rolling hills and beautiful beach areas. has one tiny store and one tiny school, k-12 all on one campus. many know petrolia for its "special" crop that grows there on many properties that people shant tell you about. but to people that have been there or lived there, its known for the tight community and wonderful scenery. once you go there, you will never forget it.
"I got some amazing herbage from Petrolia, CA the other day"
"i saw some zebra's at some ranch in Petrolia, CA last week"
"never have to worry about getting my car stolen here, i just leave my keys on the seat, never know when someone might need to move my car, man i love Petrolia, CA"
"i saw some zebra's at some ranch in Petrolia, CA last week"
"never have to worry about getting my car stolen here, i just leave my keys on the seat, never know when someone might need to move my car, man i love Petrolia, CA"
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