Petren 

A domestic pet of any type whose owner considers it to be equivalent to a human child in all aspects of its welfare and existence, and treats it accordingly.

Petren can often be identified by their mode of transportation, including the use of a pram propelled by their owner (usually accompanied by a blanket intended for a child); car passenger seats (in a certified baby carrier, correctly fixed to the highest safety standards).

Petren owners frequently send cards, usually at Christmas, birthdays and other annual celebrations which are signed from both the owner/s and their respective petren.

Petren owners have attracted widespread public criticism from various sectors of society who argue that pets should not be treated in the same manner as human beings.

1. "Did you see Vincent and Tina pushing that pram this morning?"
"Yeah, I didn't know they'd had a baby."
"No, that was Bob - their ferret."

2. "Hey man, look at this Get Well Soon card I received from Mandy the other day, it's so sweet."
"Oh really? What did it say?"
"Dear Danny, get well soon, love Mandy & Lassie. Woof. XXX"
"Yeah I got one of those from her last Christmas, but it was just a paw print."
"She is so obsessed with her petren."

Petren by auntyjane June 25, 2009

Perrentes 

The ship name for Mike Fuentes(drums) and Tony Perry(lead guitar) of the band Pierce The Veil.

Girl One: Have you seen any PTV interviews?
Girl Two: Yeah, I wish there were more Perrentes moments!

Girl One: Best ship ever! Totally my OTP

Perrentes by xGhostsInTheseWallsx December 29, 2013

Petronella 

Stunningly gorgeous, crazy and mad fun to be around! Often that girl that you let in and love quicker than you would other people.

Petronella is always that person in the group willing to do THAT crazy thing with you.

Petronella by Choclate milkshake December 31, 2011

The Petronella Effect 

The unexplained phenomenon associated with a restaurant or bakery owner who randomly and abruptly closes shop, without properly compensating employees.

“Jack, I showed up for work at the coffee shop today, but we were suddenly out of business. Also , I haven’t gotten paid in a month. I can’t believe a victim of The Petronella Effect.

The Petronella Effect by Cock of Mike Trout June 11, 2019

salt petre 

salt petre - aka Potassium nitrate or Sodium nitrate,

Potassium nitrate is a chemical compound with a sharp, salty, bitter taste & the chemical formula KNO
3. It is an ionic salt of potassium ions K+ & nitrate ions NO3−, & is therefore an alkali metal nitrate. It occurs in nature as a mineral, niter (or nitre in the UK). It is a source of nitrogen, & nitrogen was named after niter. Potassium nitrate is 1 of several nitrogen-containing compounds collectively referred to as saltpeter (or saltpetre in the UK).

It is rumored to have been used in the military ,

In Prisons they mix it in with Koolaid known as county koolaid to curb the Male Libido / sexdrive , to cut down

On prison rape & keep them from being aggressive , makes them More Docile .

In layman's terms salt petre does the opposite of

Viagra, extense, enzyte,purple rhino, blue gas station pills,
cialis & other male enhancements.

Salt petre

Major uses of potassium nitrate are in fertilizers, tree stump removal, rocket propellants and fireworks. It is one of the major constituents of gunpowder (black powder).6 In processed meats, potassium nitrate reacts with hemoglobin and myoglobin generating a red color.

Saltpeter & other nitrates have a long history of medical use, but it is toxic in high doses & can produce symptoms ranging from a mild headache & upset stomach to kidney damage & dangerously altered blood pressure.

salt petre by Blu_leef July 4, 2023

petronize 

When you pet your dog with your foot and the affection is not appreciated as genuine affection.

Your dog: Hey man, don't pet me with your foot; Don't just petronize me! I know it's not your hand. Give me the goods!

petronize by PugLovers May 1, 2011

Petronella Effect 

The sudden and unexplained urge for a business owner to resist properly paying his/her/ze’s employees.

“WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE JACK! WHERE’S MY MONEY? ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM THE PETRONELLA EFFECT OR SOMETHING?

Petronella Effect by MikeTrout69 June 1, 2019