Pelfie

A selfie taken with (preferably refrigerated) pasta.

Dude I totally took a pelfie last night.

by PastaLover November 27, 2014

Petrie

A horny ass guy who will make you fall in love with him without even trying.

He is extremely funny and very good at sport, especially soccer.

He loves to joke around but he is a very loyal friend and he will always have your back

I'm inlove with Petrie, girls, he makes my heart skip a beat and he only said hi...

by angela.may.com May 1, 2020

Madison Petrie

Someone who does not get penis

Oh Madison Petrie likes Vivayk but she can't get him

by Poon destroyer October 30, 2016

pelfie

Poo selfie.
A photo of one's self taken whilst producing a number two on the lavatory. Also includes a shot of the product itself.

Jason: Lads check your Snaps...
Sam: Ha ha ha that's a wonderful pelfie; 9/10 for effort!

by You're an apple April 22, 2014

pelfie

A portmanteau of the word 'penis' and 'selfie'.

Girl 1: "He keeps sending me selfies"
Girl 2: "At least he doesn't send you pelfie snapchats"

by Ol' McDonald & His Farm April 12, 2014

pelfie

pictures of stuff or money, taken and then shared online, so people see and envy your property

When the new purse arrived in the mail, she opened the box then immediately snapped a pelfie to post on Instagram.

by jexidactyl July 6, 2014

Pelfie

a penis selfie

im gonna take a Pelfie

by ezria2326! September 16, 2015