A pessimist and an optimist. An individual who combines pessimism and optimism into a cohesive worldview that is neither purely negative nor wholly positive. They are distinct from a realist as they do not engage in a pragmatic approach to life. Rather, they are the quintessential happy-sad person.
A pessoptimist is someone who sees the the glass as both half empty and half full, enjoying the fullness as much as despising the emptiness.
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it can be used as a friendly insult of pain!
And there is perks to this meaning!
it can be used as a friendly insult of pain!
And there is perks to this meaning!
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1)Wake up
2)Eat breakfast (dog food)
3)Comment 'Penaldo / Pendu '
4)Get 2 likes and get ratio'd 150 times 🤣🤣
5)Cry in a corner
8)Think sadly about future as you are jobless
9)Sleep with tension
Sad life of Pessidogs 😞😞😞
1)Wake up
2)Eat breakfast (dog food)
3)Comment 'Penaldo / Pendu '
4)Get 2 likes and get ratio'd 150 times 🤣🤣
5)Cry in a corner
8)Think sadly about future as you are jobless
9)Sleep with tension
Sad life of Pessidogs 😞😞😞
Pessidogs are usually gay eg. CrewMats, BreathPessi, Pessilizer. 😔😔
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